I am pleased to announce that i have earned new
knitting scouts badges...
The “MacGyver” Badge (Level Two) – The recipient must demonstrate clever use of a knitting tool in a non-knitting-related scenario. For instance, recipient has used a strand of Regia Bamboo to slice cheese, or repaired a small appliance with a metal knitting needle.
The "I Can Be an Asshole When It Comes To Knitting" Badge – In which the recipient is so passionate, opinionated and entirely convinced of his/her own superior knowledge about all things knitting, that he/she may appear pompous, rude, or self-righteous.
I'm not sure if this one counts, since it wasn't a divorce, just a breakup...but i feel like i earned it ^_^
The "Knitting Got Me Through My Divorce" Badge – Better for you than wine, easier to care for than a houseful of cats, knitting probably kept you busy, and definitely kept you sane, while you navigated your way back to single life. You’re better off without him/her, honey.