I am saddened to learn that there is already such a thing as Knitting Scouts...however, on the plus side, i already earned 3 badges! yaaaay ^_^
The Macgyver Badge:
The recipient must demonstrate clever use of a non-knitting tool in a knitting-related scenario. For instance, recipient has used paper clips as stitch markers, or successfully whittled and then utilized bamboo skewers as dpns.
The Knitting Whilst Under the Influence Badge:
This applies to both actual knitting under the influence, as well as achieving moments of stunning intellectual clarity about ones knitting under the influence. Presumes talking about knitting whilst under the influence a given.
The Proselytize Knitting Badge:
A requirement for all Knitting Scouts, the recipient must do his or her bit to present knitting in a positive light, whilst at the same time avoiding all references to “hipness”, grandmothers, and yoga.